Drunk Dark (Fang) By: me and my BFF Selma!

Fly=Max Juno=Angle Atch=mix of Iggy and Nudge
Dark=Fang Dash=Gazzy

Dark saw something in the woods and walked over to it. the only thing on his mind was, booze booze! loooove it!later after drinking alot, wait make that ALOT! of booze he went to the lake near by and started talking."i don't know who the hell is leroy, but ok." dark listend to the talking platipus and started stripping wilesinging the milk shake song. after that he started giggling like a little school girl and gay-ly jumped into thelake, still butt naked.a couple minutes of wading in the water Dark started screaming. he ran out of the water and, shure enough,their was a big cat fish on his.. well, ya. he spun in circles and the catfish flew off. "ohh was that?" their was something on the ground. it was black and pretty small. (a leach) Dark (defanatly NOT sober) walked over to it, picked it up and stuck it in his mouth then started sucking on it thinking it was a gummy worm. when he was done sucking on the leach he picked up a botle of booze and chuged it.Atch had started a fire and Dash and Juno were making foil packs when Juno asked, "where's Dark?"fly thought about that and just as she was about to say she didn't know, we heard the song, sung in a horriblevoice, singing, "sugar dododododo aw honey honey," and Dark, hugging a giant tree, butt naked, ran across thefire and into the woods.Atch thought this was very normal and expected it would happen sometime. Dash just shook his head andwent back to the food while Juno sat with her eyes as wide as bowling balls starring at where Dark, drunkenly,ran off to, with her chin about to tuch the ground.the first words that came out of my mouth were, "holy shi-eet. now i KNOW Dark has a gay side. lets justeat and see what happens." that little turd licker.we ate and i told the others to go to bed and forget about everything that happened after we landed.i thought about what Dark was doing, but went to bed anyway.later i woke up to a soft purring. i opened my eyes and, thank god had pants on wait those pants were pinkand glittery wait i know the answer-i don't want to know, Dark was curled up in a ball on my lap.that little turd licker will never live this down.the next morning i woke up and saw Dark eating breakfast-thank god he changed back into his black pants.i walked over and sat next to him he put his food down, suprisingly. and leaned in and was about to kiss mewhen he said, "touch my boobies." i looked over to his food and it was just a wiskey bottle, figures. then he started continuiously farting. it stank man!then obivously drunk Dark said, "the gas represents our love...for glue sticks! witch holds togather the love we have...for our farts and toxic farts and extrme farts and the farts that smell real bad." he farts andyells, "can you feel the love?!" and falls back saying, "i am so pregnate."i asked,"how do you know?""cause im bloated and my tittes are all icthy like" a couple seconds passed then he peed himself and said, "my water broke! i wanna new one!" he farts again. "twins! but ones constapated."i looked at him and said sighing, "how do you know one is consstapated?""cause i's a mommy" he said in a little school girl voice and started giggiling. then he walked to a tree, startedpeeing, and farting 'ode to joy'. he woke up the others by saying, "BIG FINISH!" and "look ma no hands" and their was a loud, low rumbling sound, with we found out it came from his ass.everyone woke up to a syphiony that changed into pink panther and he started walking aroud bouncing tohis ass music which was suprisingly good. wait what am i saying?!he ran to the shack bathroom and started crying. i asked if i can come in and he said yeah. i walk in and he's sitting on the toilet, trying to pull out the tampon he some how shoved into his ass."where did you get the tampon?"he said, "its a man-pon. its a twig wrapped in napkins."i just turned around said dear god and left shaking my head